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Dear Mr. Darling,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan:
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They must send their kids to school / college /university - Crime rate fixed
5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco / petrol a week .....
there's your money back in duty / tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all dishonourable members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.
I can't believe it, can you, our Darling Chancellor did it again? It seems ludicrous to put up alcohol duty when year on year revenue into the exchequer from beer, wine & spirits has decreased to the treasury each time they have done it!
Sorry, but we'll have to put our prices up when the first deliveries at the new prices come through. So thats 2% on duty, 15% VAT on that and not forgetting the duty he just put up on fuel to get the ingredients to the brewers, process the beer and then transport it to us and of course VAT on that too!
Did you know that The Chancellor now makes 50 times more from a pint of beer than the brewer — that is the stunning news from London brewer Fuller's here.
The Budget has shown that the Government does not give a XXXX about Britain's pubs.
That is the view of Association of Licensed Multiple Retailers chief executive Nick Bish following the Chancellor's 2% duty rise, more here .
If that Darling man and the rest of the government drops in, let them know they aren't welcome would you?
There is an Alastair Darling: Your Barred facebook group here if you fancy shouting at him too and if you feel like emailing him try his address here
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I've had just about enough of this hopeless government, try this petition here asking the Prime Minister to resign.It's time for a change, it might not be any better but can it be any worse?
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